Attention, Thief:

To the Dirty, Rotten, Sneak-Thief who stole the last year of my blogging life:

It appears that I have been gone from the blogosphere for nigh unto a year. Surely I would never be negligent for so long, the blame must rest squarely on your vindictive shoulders. I want no excuses, no justifications, no wheedling out of responsibility. Kindly return the stolen time to me, no questions asked and you will suffer no retribution. You may redeem yourself by returning all of the adorable birthday, holiday, and tender moment photos along with the witty commentary on daily life in a household bursting at the seems with Spraguelings. It is expected that the mundane mini-posts and catch-up paragraphs will be restored to this site as well. Please do so in a timely manner so that I may reclaim the faith of my followers, and show that we here in Spragueville do, indeed, still exist.

Your Innocent Victim,
H